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Silent
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and still the one im used to hearing hasn't surfaced, cant remember for the life of me.
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called up Jana Rosenbrock, southernest woman i know, it's called a bird's nest.
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Angel Bobby Peru
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| J.E.D. wrote: | "I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one pyschic anchor every 24 hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home - and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed - breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, sausage, bacon, or corned beed hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omellette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert... Right and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next 24 hours, and at least one source of good music... All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked."
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as great as this thread has been to read, it should have been locked the fuck down with this shit right here. massive.
along those lines, and bringing back the bacon theme for just a sec...:
a personal favourite ritual is the beginning of football season. (fellow conspirator djjagdish and myself started this in the mid 90s) ...waking up just in time to catch TJ & Boomer for the beginning of what will be 2 hours of pregame and to notice that its about 72 degrees and sunny outside.
all manner of windows and sliding glass doors are opened.
a proper satchel of some sort of ganja is retrieved and prepped for smoking by manually breaking up a few buds all over a breezy marble table. joints are rolled, and then lit for what will become the most lazy of end-of-summer-lazy days as alien adepts and bio-mechanical, computer-controlled automotons with outdated os's preview the days events and inject your skull with a dizzying array of life-giving nfl data.
it is only after one is properly medicated that preparations are made for a slightly smaller scale version of HST's layout: orange juice, fresh blueberries from maine for the flaps, eggs and cheese for the scramble, and NO LESS THAN A FULL LB OF CENTER CUT BACON, and since price is not an option, i highly recommend Niman Ranch. This is important. if you opt for less than a pound - to be shared by a maximum of 3 humans (and 1 Rottweiler for crumbs) - you have begun your day by doing a great disservice to you and yours. please, i beg of you. 1LB or STFU. and the bacon must be properly prepared. not too soft, not too crisp. center cut must be simmered over low and turned no less than 8 times. trust.
((At this point i would like to interject that a french press does in no way make stronger coffee than any other method. I've had numerous presses, as well as mokas, and a 10 year stint with a certain $200 drip machine, and that's hogwash.)) Working as a true team, one cat mans the batter, to bring it to its peak consistency in order to best receive the blueberries after cooking on one side, while the other sets out to man perhaps the most crucial segment to the breakfast: coffee.
Ground fresh from only the finest organic beans available, the scent begins a playful Battle of Aromas as it wages an olfactory war with the dank skunk that is already wafting throughout the compound. *Note, coffee is an entire thread unto itself, so suffice it to say that we take care to optimize flavor by painstakingly controlling the amount of grinds. It takes years of practice to master the art of achieving the perfect brew. Coffee is so important, that CSL is dedicated to having its own plantation in the future.
After the brewing process has begun, and the bacon has been simmering a while, and the 'cakes are being poured into the fry pan, one gets a unique feeling of anticipation...it will all soon be coming together....Tom Jackson is dropping knowledge into your earhole like Noam Chomsky, the sun is shining (weather is sweet), the air is warm, and this colassal breakfast is about to be served up during the proper plating window of 12:45-12:59pm.
it is now done, and you may sit, high as 10 mountain goats, and begin to ravage the ensemble before you as the 1.00 game starts and with kickoff, lifts you, in no uncertain terms, into a state of nirvana.
life is sweet.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:25 am Post subject: |
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that was a post in the true spirit of the interweb. hyperlinks and all.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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five dollar cup of coffee... it's putting that tip jar out that takes real guts.
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djjagdish
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| Angel Bobby Peru wrote: |
as great as this thread has been to read, it should have been locked the fuck down with this shit right here. massive.
along those lines, and bringing back the bacon theme for just a sec...:
a personal favourite ritual is the beginning of football season. (fellow conspirator djjagdish and myself started this in the mid 90s) ...waking up just in time to catch TJ & Boomer for the beginning of what will be 2 hours of pregame and to notice that its about 72 degrees and sunny outside.
all manner of windows and sliding glass doors are opened.
a proper satchel of some sort of ganja is retrieved and prepped for smoking by manually breaking up a few buds all over a breezy marble table. joints are rolled, and then lit for what will become the most lazy of end-of-summer-lazy days as alien adepts and bio-mechanical, computer-controlled automotons with outdated os's preview the days events and inject your skull with a dizzying array of life-giving nfl data.
it is only after one is properly medicated that preparations are made for a slightly smaller scale version of HST's layout: orange juice, fresh blueberries from maine for the flaps, eggs and cheese for the scramble, and NO LESS THAN A FULL LB OF CENTER CUT BACON, and since price is not an option, i highly recommend Niman Ranch. This is important. if you opt for less than a pound - to be shared by a maximum of 3 humans (and 1 Rottweiler for crumbs) - you have begun your day by doing a great disservice to you and yours. please, i beg of you. 1LB or STFU. and the bacon must be properly prepared. not too soft, not too crisp. center cut must be simmered over low and turned no less than 8 times. trust.
((At this point i would like to interject that a french press does in no way make stronger coffee than any other method. I've had numerous presses, as well as mokas, and a 10 year stint with a certain $200 drip machine, and that's hogwash.)) Working as a true team, one cat mans the batter, to bring it to its peak consistency in order to best receive the blueberries after cooking on one side, while the other sets out to man perhaps the most crucial segment to the breakfast: coffee.
Ground fresh from only the finest organic beans available, the scent begins a playful Battle of Aromas as it wages an olfactory war with the dank skunk that is already wafting throughout the compound. *Note, coffee is an entire thread unto itself, so suffice it to say that we take care to optimize flavor by painstakingly controlling the amount of grinds. It takes years of practice to master the art of achieving the perfect brew. Coffee is so important, that CSL is dedicated to having its own plantation in the future.
After the brewing process has begun, and the bacon has been simmering a while, and the 'cakes are being poured into the fry pan, one gets a unique feeling of anticipation...it will all soon be coming together....Tom Jackson is dropping knowledge into your earhole like Noam Chomsky, the sun is shining (weather is sweet), the air is warm, and this colassal breakfast is about to be served up during the proper plating window of 12:45-12:59pm.
it is now done, and you may sit, high as 10 mountain goats, and begin to ravage the ensemble before you as the 1.00 game starts and with kickoff, lifts you, in no uncertain terms, into a state of nirvana.
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MustafaQBrainmender
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Just heard two more names for that Gypsy Eyed Sandwich/Eggs in the basket/Egg in hole/private eye/bird's nest/hobo sandwich...
Bullseyes - Pittsburgh
Pop-eyes - Paula Dean
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Breakfast Science lives.
check your browser location bars peoples.
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| kimba wrote: | Breakfast Science lives.
check your browser location bars peoples. |
r0x0r! i didn't even notice but yeah even the autonotifications say breakfastscience now 
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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is there a joke about breakfast science besides this thread?
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whatever you did kimba has messed up my bookmark shortcut.
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