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3WL
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2004 1:44 am    Post subject: Wu-Tang in tha convenience store Reply with quote

was probably my #1 moment today. Gentrified thug kru.
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2004 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ice t walked past me on the street yesterday. i was like "yo ice! pimpin ain't easy was the joint, but why'd you have to fall off so haaard?" and he was all "watch that shit, money grip, before i pop a cap in that ass."

actually that's not really what happened. young will and i were so busy checking out his woman's ass that we didn't even really see him until somebody was like "yo that's ice t". but if i had gotten the chance that's what i woulda said to him.
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2004 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

His wife's body is like some support of genetically created super f platform.
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2004 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, i saw ice in the movie theatre like 2 years ago with what (i'm assuming) was his wife. although i thought i'd seen her before and she looked different, but anyway.

i've run into U-God like twice, and both times he said wsup to me like i knew him. i was confused at first but then i said respect and kept it movin. wish i would run into meth, deck, ghost or rza tho.
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2004 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

were you all like "wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with" and then they were all like "Straight from the motherfucking slums that's busted". word? Cool
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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2004 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well we all know that all of Wu Tang is asian now.
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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2004 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

konnichiwa, bitches.
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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2004 7:59 pm    Post subject: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? Reply with quote

I WUZ CHILLIN' UP ON 53rd ( on my way to see KMFDM ) AND I RAN INTO ICE-T,BE REAL,PHIFF-DOG,AND DJ RED ALERT AND MY FRIEND ALMOST GOT BEAT-UP BY ICE-T'S BODYGUARD WHEN HE WENT TO SHAKE ICE-T'S HAND..... OH!,AND THE SAME YEAR DIFFERENT DATE,I WAS PISSIN' IN THE URINAL NEXT TO ICE-T( in the bathroom at the roseland ballroom ) WHERE ICE WAS THE GUEST M.C. FOR AN AIDS BENEFIT. SO THERE!!!!! OH!, AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME WHEN I MET EVERLAST ON BROADWAY IN FRONT OF A LIQOURSTORE ON HALLOWEEN, AND HE TOLD ME THAT MY STRETCHED EARHOLES WERE FRESH AND HE GAVE ME A HOUSE OF PAIN PIN AND SOME STICKERS ( i still have the pin and i can show you if you don't believe me ) AND THERE'S MORE BUT WHO AM I TO BRAG..... Cool
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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2004 5:57 pm    Post subject: Re: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? Reply with quote

doc steady wrote:
I WUZ CHILLIN' UP ON 53rd ( on my way to see KMFDM ) AND I RAN INTO ICE-T,BE REAL,PHIFF-DOG,AND DJ RED ALERT AND MY FRIEND ALMOST GOT BEAT-UP BY ICE-T'S BODYGUARD WHEN HE WENT TO SHAKE ICE-T'S HAND..... OH!,AND THE SAME YEAR DIFFERENT DATE,I WAS PISSIN' IN THE URINAL NEXT TO ICE-T( in the bathroom at the roseland ballroom ) WHERE ICE WAS THE GUEST M.C. FOR AN AIDS BENEFIT. SO THERE!!!!! OH!, AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME WHEN I MET EVERLAST ON BROADWAY IN FRONT OF A LIQOURSTORE ON HALLOWEEN, AND HE TOLD ME THAT MY STRETCHED EARHOLES WERE FRESH AND HE GAVE ME A HOUSE OF PAIN PIN AND SOME STICKERS ( i still have the pin and i can show you if you don't believe me ) AND THERE'S MORE BUT WHO AM I TO BRAG..... Cool


you suck
learn to use your CAPS LOCK
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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2004 2:31 pm    Post subject: Re: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? Reply with quote

doc steady wrote:
I WUZ CHILLIN' UP ON 53rd ( on my way to see KMFDM ) AND I RAN INTO ICE-T,BE REAL,PHIFF-DOG,AND DJ RED ALERT AND MY FRIEND ALMOST GOT BEAT-UP BY ICE-T'S BODYGUARD WHEN HE WENT TO SHAKE ICE-T'S HAND..... OH!,AND THE SAME YEAR DIFFERENT DATE,I WAS PISSIN' IN THE URINAL NEXT TO ICE-T( in the bathroom at the roseland ballroom ) WHERE ICE WAS THE GUEST M.C. FOR AN AIDS BENEFIT. SO THERE!!!!! OH!, AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME WHEN I MET EVERLAST ON BROADWAY IN FRONT OF A LIQOURSTORE ON HALLOWEEN, AND HE TOLD ME THAT MY STRETCHED EARHOLES WERE FRESH AND HE GAVE ME A HOUSE OF PAIN PIN AND SOME STICKERS ( i still have the pin and i can show you if you don't believe me ) AND THERE'S MORE BUT WHO AM I TO BRAG..... Cool


the other day paris hilton was giving me a hummer while the cast of friends looked on and masturbated. and then madonna walked in the room and corteney cox was all "shoot it in madonna's face" but i was like "nah i'm saving this load for laura bush once master p and dale earnhardt are done double-teaming her". true story. but who am i to brag?


doc steady wrote:
I WAS PISSIN' IN THE URINAL NEXT TO ICE-T


IF I WAS YOU I WOULDA TURNED MY BODY REAL QUICK LIKE AND PISSED A LITTLE ON HIM. AND BE ALL "THAT'S FOR NEW JACK CITY YOU FUCKING CORPORATE SHILL!!!! O.G. MY ASS!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pimpin Aint Easy was BDK brother
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

myk1c wrote:
Pimpin Aint Easy was BDK brother


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002LC6/ref=m_art_li_6/103-7847929-5186235?v=glance&s=music

track four. first single off of "rhyme pays". the hot shit in like '86.

shit it was actually called "somebody gotta do it (pimpin ain't easy)" but i think he'd know what i'm sayin.



my fave was "ya better wash yo gazzelies with some 409!" that shit's a straight banger. "6 in the morning" is hot too.


big daddy kane was good too though.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:50 am    Post subject: Re: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? Reply with quote

ChannelZero wrote:
the other day paris hilton was giving me a hummer while the cast of friends looked on and masturbated. and then madonna walked in the room and corteney cox was all "shoot it in madonna's face" but i was like "nah i'm saving this load for laura bush once master p and dale earnhardt are done double-teaming her". true story. but who am i to brag?





good one
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2004 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you better watch your back fish, cause next time squirrel master aint gonna be there to protect you and i'm gonna want some of that cocktail...FRUIT!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:03 pm    Post subject: Re: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? Reply with quote

ChannelZero wrote:
IF I WAS YOU I WOULDA TURNED MY BODY REAL QUICK LIKE AND PISSED A LITTLE ON HIM. AND BE ALL "THAT'S FOR NEW JACK CITY YOU FUCKING CORPORATE SHILL!!!! O.G. MY ASS!!!"


hahahahaha I think that is the funniest shit I have ever heard.. Very Happy
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