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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A shark on wheels beats a ninja EVERY TIME.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Junglist@Large wrote:
A shark on wheels beats a ninja EVERY TIME.


STFU, it's motherfucking autotune.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

REAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL funny guys, real FUCKING funny. I'll have you know my grandmothers was RAPED and KILLED by a dolphin.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guero, btw, is a very underrated Beck album.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

prozacrefugee wrote:
REAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL funny guys, real FUCKING funny. I'll have you know my grandmothers was RAPED and KILLED by a dolphin.


My grandmother, btw, was Dave Proper.

DAMN YOU GRANDMA!
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