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3WL
Some thoughts have a certain sound
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 Posted: Mon May 10, 2004 1:44 am Post subject: Wu-Tang in tha convenience store |
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| was probably my #1 moment today. Gentrified thug kru. |
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ChannelZero
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| Posted: Mon May 10, 2004 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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ice t walked past me on the street yesterday. i was like "yo ice! pimpin ain't easy was the joint, but why'd you have to fall off so haaard?" and he was all "watch that shit, money grip, before i pop a cap in that ass."
actually that's not really what happened. young will and i were so busy checking out his woman's ass that we didn't even really see him until somebody was like "yo that's ice t". but if i had gotten the chance that's what i woulda said to him.
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3WL
Some thoughts have a certain sound
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| Posted: Mon May 10, 2004 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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| His wife's body is like some support of genetically created super f platform. |
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Daedelus
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yeah, i saw ice in the movie theatre like 2 years ago with what (i'm assuming) was his wife. although i thought i'd seen her before and she looked different, but anyway.
i've run into U-God like twice, and both times he said wsup to me like i knew him. i was confused at first but then i said respect and kept it movin. wish i would run into meth, deck, ghost or rza tho.
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djthundercleese
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| Posted: Mon May 10, 2004 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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were you all like "wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with" and then they were all like "Straight from the motherfucking slums that's busted". word?  |
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Wize
The King of Naps
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Well we all know that all of Wu Tang is asian now.
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| jealeigh wrote: | | "Call me when you're humping some girl in the ass. But make sure you scream my name first because that would be the hot shit." |
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Darth Fader
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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| konnichiwa, bitches. |
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doc steady
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| Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 7:59 pm Post subject: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? |
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I WUZ CHILLIN' UP ON 53rd ( on my way to see KMFDM ) AND I RAN INTO ICE-T,BE REAL,PHIFF-DOG,AND DJ RED ALERT AND MY FRIEND ALMOST GOT BEAT-UP BY ICE-T'S BODYGUARD WHEN HE WENT TO SHAKE ICE-T'S HAND..... OH!,AND THE SAME YEAR DIFFERENT DATE,I WAS PISSIN' IN THE URINAL NEXT TO ICE-T( in the bathroom at the roseland ballroom ) WHERE ICE WAS THE GUEST M.C. FOR AN AIDS BENEFIT. SO THERE!!!!! OH!, AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME WHEN I MET EVERLAST ON BROADWAY IN FRONT OF A LIQOURSTORE ON HALLOWEEN, AND HE TOLD ME THAT MY STRETCHED EARHOLES WERE FRESH AND HE GAVE ME A HOUSE OF PAIN PIN AND SOME STICKERS ( i still have the pin and i can show you if you don't believe me ) AND THERE'S MORE BUT WHO AM I TO BRAG.....
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suttonhouse
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Location: Austin TX
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| Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? |
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| doc steady wrote: | | I WUZ CHILLIN' UP ON 53rd ( on my way to see KMFDM ) AND I RAN INTO ICE-T,BE REAL,PHIFF-DOG,AND DJ RED ALERT AND MY FRIEND ALMOST GOT BEAT-UP BY ICE-T'S BODYGUARD WHEN HE WENT TO SHAKE ICE-T'S HAND..... OH!,AND THE SAME YEAR DIFFERENT DATE,I WAS PISSIN' IN THE URINAL NEXT TO ICE-T( in the bathroom at the roseland ballroom ) WHERE ICE WAS THE GUEST M.C. FOR AN AIDS BENEFIT. SO THERE!!!!! OH!, AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME WHEN I MET EVERLAST ON BROADWAY IN FRONT OF A LIQOURSTORE ON HALLOWEEN, AND HE TOLD ME THAT MY STRETCHED EARHOLES WERE FRESH AND HE GAVE ME A HOUSE OF PAIN PIN AND SOME STICKERS ( i still have the pin and i can show you if you don't believe me ) AND THERE'S MORE BUT WHO AM I TO BRAG..... |
you suck
learn to use your CAPS LOCK
go to hell
you lose
bye bye
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ChannelZero
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| Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 2:31 pm Post subject: Re: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? |
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| doc steady wrote: | | I WUZ CHILLIN' UP ON 53rd ( on my way to see KMFDM ) AND I RAN INTO ICE-T,BE REAL,PHIFF-DOG,AND DJ RED ALERT AND MY FRIEND ALMOST GOT BEAT-UP BY ICE-T'S BODYGUARD WHEN HE WENT TO SHAKE ICE-T'S HAND..... OH!,AND THE SAME YEAR DIFFERENT DATE,I WAS PISSIN' IN THE URINAL NEXT TO ICE-T( in the bathroom at the roseland ballroom ) WHERE ICE WAS THE GUEST M.C. FOR AN AIDS BENEFIT. SO THERE!!!!! OH!, AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME WHEN I MET EVERLAST ON BROADWAY IN FRONT OF A LIQOURSTORE ON HALLOWEEN, AND HE TOLD ME THAT MY STRETCHED EARHOLES WERE FRESH AND HE GAVE ME A HOUSE OF PAIN PIN AND SOME STICKERS ( i still have the pin and i can show you if you don't believe me ) AND THERE'S MORE BUT WHO AM I TO BRAG..... |
the other day paris hilton was giving me a hummer while the cast of friends looked on and masturbated. and then madonna walked in the room and corteney cox was all "shoot it in madonna's face" but i was like "nah i'm saving this load for laura bush once master p and dale earnhardt are done double-teaming her". true story. but who am i to brag?
| doc steady wrote: | | I WAS PISSIN' IN THE URINAL NEXT TO ICE-T |
IF I WAS YOU I WOULDA TURNED MY BODY REAL QUICK LIKE AND PISSED A LITTLE ON HIM. AND BE ALL "THAT'S FOR NEW JACK CITY YOU FUCKING CORPORATE SHILL!!!! O.G. MY ASS!!!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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myk1c
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| Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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Pimpin Aint Easy was BDK brother
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ChannelZero
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| myk1c wrote: | | Pimpin Aint Easy was BDK brother |
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002LC6/ref=m_art_li_6/103-7847929-5186235?v=glance&s=music
track four. first single off of "rhyme pays". the hot shit in like '86.
shit it was actually called "somebody gotta do it (pimpin ain't easy)" but i think he'd know what i'm sayin.
my fave was "ya better wash yo gazzelies with some 409!" that shit's a straight banger. "6 in the morning" is hot too.
big daddy kane was good too though.
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tacosphere
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| Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:50 am Post subject: Re: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? |
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| ChannelZero wrote: | the other day paris hilton was giving me a hummer while the cast of friends looked on and masturbated. and then madonna walked in the room and corteney cox was all "shoot it in madonna's face" but i was like "nah i'm saving this load for laura bush once master p and dale earnhardt are done double-teaming her". true story. but who am i to brag?
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good one
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Nick
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ShawnPatrick
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| Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:03 pm Post subject: Re: YO! CAN YOU TOP THIS? |
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| ChannelZero wrote: | | IF I WAS YOU I WOULDA TURNED MY BODY REAL QUICK LIKE AND PISSED A LITTLE ON HIM. AND BE ALL "THAT'S FOR NEW JACK CITY YOU FUCKING CORPORATE SHILL!!!! O.G. MY ASS!!!" |
hahahahaha I think that is the funniest shit I have ever heard.. 
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